Well, hi everyone. This may take me alot more time that I am willing to give it, but I will give it the "OL' COLLEGE TRY".

I have a couple of funny phone stories to share with everyone. I work for "Worldmark" in the marketing department. We get all kinds on the phone. I had an interesting call this last week. The person's first name was Waltrout, yes no typo here. Waltrout. I looked at the name and, after consulting my co-worker, decided to ask for Walt just to be safe. A lady answered the phone and I asked politely if Walt was at home. In a very think German accent she replied, "Ve haf no Valt here!" Then I asked, "Is there a Waltrout there?" My co-worker started to snicker. This time she replied, "Jes, ve haf a Valtrout", then she suddenly said to someone else, "Either put your pants on or put that blanket around yourself!"

By this point I was bordering on laughter myself. My cop-worker was laughing, and everything seemed to go downhill from there. Now she was back to me. I asked if I could please speak to Waltrout, and she said,"Ya, I am she." By this time my co-worker had to get up and run from the room in fits of laughter. I was sputtering from my nose and trying my hardest not to burst out laughing. I don't know how I pitched her about coming in to the presentation, but I did. Needless to say she did not desire to attend. It took us all several minutes before we could get back on the phone.